Widdle Mikey Nifong was pouting to the press!
Please withhold your judgment...there's things I must express!
Please withhold your judgment till the evidence is in!
After all, it's ME this time...so different when it's THEM.
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Widdle Mikey Nifong peeks from behind his lawyer's skirt.
Don't pre-judge or criticize me..my widdle feelings will get hurt!
Widdle Mikey Nifong's crying in his sippy cup,
Hm-m-m? Who once said that the Innocent NEVER lawyer up?
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Widdle Mikey Nifong used to like the media game
The "hooligans were GUILTY," Mikey was happy to place blame.
But now, our widdle Mikey wants his own "good name" preserved.
Do as I SAY, not as I DO (Widdle Mikey sure has nerve.)
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I wonder how he feels at night when he tries to channel surf
And sees his name and reputation scorned and sullied in the dirt?
I wonder...does he ever think...how Fate often pulls a switch...
And what goes around, comes around...and payback is a bitch!
Joan Foster
Joan, you are the poet laureate of this case--another amazing and witty creation!!!!
ReplyDeleteduke2009mom
lol, cute
ReplyDeleteJoan,
ReplyDeleteHow ironic! Dear Mikey is demanding that he be given treatment that he was not willing to give to any of the lacrosse players.
The difference here is that Mikey's job is governed by a code of conduct that he openly chose to spurn -- and he helped to set of a veritable lynch mob. But now that his job is on the line, suddenly Mikey is demanding that procedure, presumption of innocence, and all the rest are made up-front issues.
The hypocrisy is just stunning. Thank you, Joan, for putting it into eloquent form.
Joan... brilliant verse. I had my first good chuckle of the day.
ReplyDeleteJoan,
ReplyDeleteThank you - it made me smile, a rare occurrence in this mess.
DukieInKansas
Thanks for a good laugh today.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn says:
ReplyDeleteJoan, awesome writing!
In my opinion, the last word in your poem is how I would describe what Widdle Mikey used to frame 3 innocent kids.
And may Widdle Mikey Nifong pay every day for the rest of his miserable widdle life.
ReplyDeleteIt's always a pleasant moment to see someone get their well deserved and earned "come around" as we have with Nifong whining to the media to withold judgement.
ReplyDeleteYa, right, Nifong. Just as sure as you withheld judgement, so will we. Fair enough?
Bend over Nifong, it's time to kiss your butt good bye!
I am anxious to hear his explaination of the events. He caused this whole mess with his lying and TV appearances. When he knew he could not compete with real lawyers, he bugged out. So much for the South's greatest lawyer.
ReplyDeleteJoan you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteForgot. One of the biggest compliments I received was when people thought I was Joan Foster!
ReplyDeletePaula Zohn at Huffpost is a disgrace. Her essay full of lies and innunedo - "technically did not rape her". I have really learned a lot in the last ten month about non-journalism.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've been honored to have been mistaken for Joan Collins!
ReplyDeleteI love your talent Joan Foster! Hilarious poem, and so very accurate.
ReplyDeleteThanks Joan & Liestoppers,
ReplyDeleteJoan, I've never been a fan of poetry or lyrics, but it's ALWAYS a pleasure to read yours.
It's great that you share so much of your work with us!
Kent
Do we think Mikey and Crystal can go to the same psycho unit~BEHIND BARS? I can't imagine how he can look in the mirror each morning without raging shame. Maybe Cy cracked the mirror.
ReplyDeleteI am so angry that this horrible man has brought so much pain and agony for no reason other than his political gain. He has no sympathy from me.
Joan, I did laugh and thank you. We need to laugh and hug in this week of Valentines.
SW
I can hardly wait to see "all of the evidence" the Fong is talking about. based on the past in this case, I can only imagine that it will reveal Mikey as more un-ethical than he may already be.
ReplyDeleteThanks Joan!