Nature lovers...do you need a diversion from the Duke Lacrosse hoax ? We invite you to join in the newest LieStoppers organized activity: AGENDA WATCHING
Agendas are abundant in Nifongville. A bit like bird-watching, but essentially easier, due to the size of local Agendas. AGENDA WATCHING most closely resembles whale-watching.
Local Agendas are found in prolific numbers around the Herald Sun and N&O buildings....with large nests in the editorial offices of both...but scattered along the headwaters of the Headline and Bi-line as well.
We have spotted varying breeds of Agendas in the vicinity of the Durham PD, and City Council Chambers. City Manager Patrick Baker is a well known activist in local Agenda conservation.
The Court TV message board is a natural habitat of many Agendas...though experts have noted that under the current management supervision ..buzzards of a certain Blatant Bias variety are encouraged to mate, reincarnate and show their natural "displays"...while larks of the LAX supporter type are routinely driven off. If you are interested in sightings of Lax supporters, be aware of this hostile breeding enviorment.
The hallowed halls of Duke University offer fine Agenda sighting opportunities as well. There are at least 88 varieties of Buzzards there...though only one Coleman eagle has been spotted. Happily, the administration building is a fine foraging area for Agendas of every known type. Choosing your favorite may be difficult!
Please join us, Friends...beginning tomorrow, for our First Annual Agenda Sighting...our own Virtual Saunter!
Grab your notepads and field glasses! Post your finest Agendas as you find them and tell us where they forage and where they nest.
The LieStoppers Field Trip....sign up now!