Sunday, August 06, 2006

Durham Police Department Lineup

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Nifong,
We finally got the Short Chubby one!
Gottlieb"

How true! This wasn't a Police Investigation, it was an attempt to frame three Lacrosse Players! Any Three!

Three Photo ID Attempts? Nifong, Gottlieb, and Himan all need to be held accountable for this Travesty!

Anonymous said...

I had no idea that the Doughboy was taller than Bart.

Thanks for cracking this case open.

P.S. Please send that pix to Ruth Sheehan for NandO posting

Anonymous said...

Okay, LieStoppers, I've stopped laughing to ask the question...Is it supposed to be Brian Boitano on the far left? (My roommate and I have a bet.)

LieStoppers said...

The Evil Genius responsible for creating the lineup is 70% certain that Suspect #1 may be a celebrity silhouette impersonator of Chubby Checker. He would be 90% sure if Suspect #1 had a mustache.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Chubby! I knew it was a dancer, but i was thinking bojangles or somethin.

The twist is so old-school. Kids these days are doing the flexeril stumble.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

a chubby dancer LOL!

Anonymous said...

Is Number 2 Shrek?

Anonymous said...

Celebrity Silhouette Impersonator #2 has requested that he remain anonymous. He figures you can never can be too safe with Gottlieb on the loose. However #2 has been known to appear in tire commercials

Anonymous said...

Shrek is a green giant.
Hunchback is small and chubby. Collin is innocent.

Anonymous said...

Collin is innocent, and this is way beyond crazy.

Anonymous said...

And the trauma rape victims suffer sometimes causes them to imagine that that their attackers have mustaches. Yeah right.

Anonymous said...

And the trauma rape victims suffer sometimes causes them to imagine that that their attackers have mustaches. Yeah right.