Saturday, September 02, 2006
There seems to be some confusion as to the contestant pictured above. While we expected the placement of the contestant, the long dress, the 9-inch nails, the fright wig, the obvious resemblance to the Bride of Frankenstein, the naming of the contestant in the article and the included quote about the broom's DNA to give it away, it appears that further clarification is required. The contestant depicted is actually only a cartoon celebrity impersonator of Ms. Murphy and is not really her. We apologize for any confusion.
No Heads of Household, Hostess Ho Ho's or Garden Hoes have been harmed during the making of this cartoon.