Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Professor Johnson, we love you!
And we're not "talking trash."
Today, you point at Nifong, saying
"Hey, folks, follow the cash!"
It’s not just narcissim
And lack of honor that's the crux..
My God! Nifong has to win!
He's betting thirty thousand BUCKS!
And now of course, it all comes clear
Flip-flops, fibs, "The Primetime Choke."
Why, Nifong's nest-egg was running scared!
He was carrying that big note!
He ponied up his personal cash,
Put it right there on the line.
If Freda kicked him to kingdom come
More than his JOB was on the line!
Thirty thousand bucks, down the toilet bowl,
Freda laughing, life in shambles.
This hoax is all that stood between
Mikey and a job at Colonel Sanders.
So, as the dreaded Freda began to rise
And the rats fled his political sampan,
He remembered Freda's media rise....
Hallelujah! Mike's NEW PLAN!
He ordered the Mass DNA tests.
The N&O sat up and said WOW!
The networks clamored for Prime Time Mike.
The New Black Panthers came to town!
The Agenda Warlocks swooned with desire!
This Hoax was perfect PC stuff!
Ashley professed undying love...
The 88 righteously huffed and puffed!
And through it all, our Nifong smirked.
NOW, no fear of financial twist.
Why, their "rich daddies" won't feel the pain.
HEY!...Mike's retirement was at risk!
So that's the way the Hoax was spun
The train moved down the track...
The N&O covered for L'il Kim
And Ashley, for months, had Mikey's back
But, off topic here, have you seen
Today's offering from that scribe?
Ashley tweaks Nifong before 60 Minutes..could this just be?
Nifong's own "runaway Bride!"