Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Show Me The Money Sonata

Professor Johnson, we love you!
And we're not "talking trash."
Today, you point at Nifong, saying
"Hey, folks, follow the cash!"
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It’s not just narcissim
And lack of honor that's the crux..
My God! Nifong has to win!
He's betting thirty thousand BUCKS!
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And now of course, it all comes clear
Flip-flops, fibs, "The Primetime Choke."
Why, Nifong's nest-egg was running scared!
He was carrying that big note!
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He ponied up his personal cash,
Put it right there on the line.
If Freda kicked him to kingdom come
More than his JOB was on the line!
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Thirty thousand bucks, down the toilet bowl,
Freda laughing, life in shambles.
This hoax is all that stood between
Mikey and a job at Colonel Sanders.
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So, as the dreaded Freda began to rise
And the rats fled his political sampan,
He remembered Freda's media rise....
Hallelujah! Mike's NEW PLAN!
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He ordered the Mass DNA tests.
The N&O sat up and said WOW!
The networks clamored for Prime Time Mike.
The New Black Panthers came to town!
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The Agenda Warlocks swooned with desire!
This Hoax was perfect PC stuff!
Ashley professed undying love...
The 88 righteously huffed and puffed!
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And through it all, our Nifong smirked.
NOW, no fear of financial twist.
Why, their "rich daddies" won't feel the pain.
HEY!...Mike's retirement was at risk!
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So that's the way the Hoax was spun
The train moved down the track...
The N&O covered for L'il Kim
And Ashley, for months, had Mikey's back
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But, off topic here, have you seen
Today's offering from that scribe?
Ashley tweaks Nifong before 60 Minutes..could this just be?
Nifong's own "runaway Bride!"
Joan Foster
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

It must have been love, but it's over now? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful! As always, Joan.

Anonymous said...

Why has someone not stepped in and stopped this a**hole? He's ruining people's lives! I can't believe that he's putting Precious on the stand with no evidence to support her "fantastic lies" -- Cheshire is going to rip her allegations to shreds on the witness stand. I feel sorry for her.

When is someone going to step in and tell Nifong to stop using this mentally troubled woman?

Anonymous said...

Right on, right on, right on, thank you, Joan.

Anonymous said...

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/11/D8KMG72G0.html

Nifong's illegitimate son?

Anonymous said...

Nifong clearly has a personality/mental disorder. As reported, colleages stated they would never know what frame of mind he would be in one day from the next. In court, Nofong, snickers, smirks, etc., all unprofessional.
Watch- the Duke Three will all be found innocent (rightfully so), Nifong will plead mental insanity as he is disbarred. He will blame it on the chemotherapy given during his prostate treaments!
Dealing with Nifong is not dealing with a full deck!

Anonymous said...

How can she be mentally disturbed? Remeber, we are dealing with an "HONOR" student from NCCU.

Anonymous said...

Nifong's chemo went to the wrong head!

gc said...

Welcome back Joan

You were missed!