Monday, October 23, 2006
"Stevie" (sung to tune "Alfie")
What's it all about, Stevie?
Is it just the attention you seek?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Stevie?
Are you mad your name's not Lewis Cheek,
But only a blank line?
But since your petition drive failed, Stevie,
You are refusing to go away,
But you should understand one thing, Stevie,
You will only help Nifong if you stay.
As sure as we believe there's a heaven above, Stevie,
We know there's one thing
All fair people do believe in...
Nifong has to go, Stevie!
With him there, justice can't exist, Stevie.
All you can do is assist him, Stevie,
From now on you will hear people say,
"Spoiler, Spoiler," every day, Stevie, Stevie.