Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Good Morning President Brodhead!
Enjoy your Holiday trip?
Yes, I read Davidson's op-ed.
No-w-w . . . let's not call her a "Pip!"
Perhaps it is unfortunate . . .
No repentance or remorse.
Just revisionist history
Yes, she called up shades of Nifong . . .
By using his favorite word.
What? Oh, she called the bloggers "hooligans". . .
Oh, no! Dick!! You hadn't heard??
Yes, Davidson outdid herself
And the blogs are in high torque .
Dick, that desk's expensive . . .
Please stop stabbing it with your fork!
Reinstatement got some good press
We'll need "arrangements" if they return.
Perhaps Dog the Bounty Hunter
Could accompany them in Durham?
Yes, I know about the lawsuit.
Yes, just the two young players failed.
Some fine shots of Kim at protests
And, there's an unfortunate E-mail . . .
Seems there may be some other "stories."
Oh, some kid in ROTC. . .
Dick, you spilled your Coffee!
Now it's dripping on my knee!
Yes, you should write a letter!
Explain the Faculty are victims here!
Give the Blogs the blame!
Nasty letters and E-mail!
Why surely that's as daunting . . .
As facing thirty years in jail!
Emphasize that Faculty "suffering"
Is "equivalent" in scope...
To what the boys have suffered
It's ...."Even -Steven" time at Duke!
And then to still the waters
Ensure times ahead are good . . .
Entrust our future Culture "study"
Yes, the New Year's looking brighter
The sun's out behind the cloud
What a portent when Prof. Baker
Sent New Years greetings to the Dowds!
Joan Foster LSAP, BH