Friday, January 12, 2007
A "Tribute" to Fantastic Lies
Hey! Mr. Nifong, I was raped!
My injuries?..Well, my knee was scraped...
It was 5 guys, twenty, no just three
I'll tell you what they did to me.
They grabbed me, so I screamed and cried!
Then I ...called my Dad to say I'd arrived..
Next, the three, or five, or was it ten?
Pulled me away from my" sister" Kim.
Our hands entwined, dear "sister survivor"
(She stole my money, the little conniver!)
And during this epic free-for-all...
Records show I made another call.
In the tiny bathroom they "had their way."
But being rich white kids..left no DNA.
That Collin did something that laid me low!
(Man, I hear his parents have a lot of dough...)
It lasted thirty, no, just ten minutes
And Matt, no Bret, he couldn't "finish"But wait!
No, not that kind of "rape."
Did I say six guys? No, three. Or, eight?
And then Dave, who is Adam AND Matt AND Brett
Does he have a mustache? I forget...
Maybe that was one of the Creedmoor Three?
(Man, I'll be living large, suing civilly!)
Then after the beating ... the degradation
Still I fulfilled my ..."performance obligation."
I even hung around for an hour or more..
No point in rushing out the door.
Then they carried me out to Kim's getaway...
Or...shoved me on the stoop in my negligee.
No, I wasn't knocking in RAGE! I ...flailed.
My maidenly virtue had been assailed!
Then, next, I told Kim I'd like to stay
'Cause there was more "money to be made."
(Though now I can see the big pay-out
Is a civil attorney with lots of clout)
They were all so short, so rosy, and fat
And Dan is Adam...no, Brett... no, Matt
He stood behind... in front...I seen 'im
That's how I got "diffuse edema."
The week before? Nah, I had absolutely no sex!
That DNA Meehan found has you perplexed?
No rape, no problem, right? You'll find a way,
A jury of my peers will make those white boys pay!
Mr. Nifong, you say it's "crystal" clear,
Your experience tells you... I'm sincere!
You think you can get a jury who'll buy
I'm not incoherent, but... "traumatized"?
You need your pension; you needed votes
I need Big Money to get off the pole!
So let's stick together whatever they say,
Pandering and lying, may yet win the day!
Wasn't it good fortune that we two met up?
Miss Morally Bankrupt and Mr. Morally Corrupt!