Friday, February 23, 2007

Big Sweep for the Men!

Durham's Men Sweep D.A.M.N. Appreciation Week's "Dancing with the Durham Stars!"

  • First Place: DA Mike Nifong & Snooze Room Ashley
  • Second Place: The Durham Attorneys - Bourlon & Monk!

Mike & Bob wowed the crowd when they appeared on the dance floor in matching tights! On a sad note, a certain local media personality tried to do a deep knee bend and couldn't get back up! There was also the unfortunate moment when the same unfortunate participant tried to "dip" a resistant Wendy Murphy, and her groin kick left him in a fetal position, sucking his thumb and whimpering like Dr. Meehan after Brad Bannon got through with him. Nurse Levicy performed emergency treatment and diagnosed it as edema of the posterior. He was helped to his table and complained the rest of the night especially when the results were announced! He kept saying how could four white men win a dance contest! Attorney Alan McSurely said the organizers would be hearing from them in the morning! "This injustice wouldn't stand!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So Typical! Durham Politics has raised it ugly head again. No way! Was there a transcript of the judges?