Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Ding-Dong, The Hoax is Dead!


Ding-Dong, The Hoax is Dead!

(LS Forum Blog Hooligans)
Ding-Dong the Hoax is dead
Which old Hoax? The Nifonged Hoax
Ding-Dong the Nifonged Hoax is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Nifonged Hoax is dead
It’s gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Nifonged Hoax is dead!

(Professor KC Johnson)
As Mayor of the Blogging City
In the County of the Wonderland
I welcome you most regally

(Jason Trumpbour)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

(Professor KC Johnson)
To see?

(Jason Trumpbour)
If it...

(Professor KC Johnson)
If it...

(Jason Trumpbour)
Is morally, ethic'lly

(Joan Foster)
Spiritually, physically

(Beth Brewer)
Positively, absolutely

(Mike Gaynor, John-in-Carolina, Bill Anderson, Crystal Mess, The Johnsville News)
Undeniably and reliably dead

(Philip Wood)
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined it
And it's not only merely dead
It's really most sincerely dead

(Professor KC Johnson)
Then this is a day of independence for all Blog Hooligans
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The Nifonged old Hoax at last is dead

(LS Forum Blog Hooligans with the Freepers, Tortmaster, La Shawn Barber, Joan Collins, Kathleen Eckelt, Tony Soprano, Joel, Meadow, LSC, LSD, LSB2, Flash, Cal, Jon and Mary Katherine Ham, FODU and DBR)
Ding-Dong the Hoax is dead
Which old Hoax? The Nifonged Hoax
Ding-Dong the Nifonged Hoax is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Nifonged Hoax is dead
It’s gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Nifonged Hoax is dead!

(Baldo)
The Ruby Slippers are hereby decreed to the Moms

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

To Reade, Collin, and Dave

What a Great Day for you and your families. A Complete Victory!

Baldo

GS said...

Factual innocence, the AG stepped up and did the right thing.

Anonymous said...

Carolyn says:

Joan, God bless you. You have done the work of angels to help make this day come to pass.

As I type these words, my eyes look to the right of your blog and see those beautiful blue 'innocent' wristbands. #6, #13, #45 - you were always innocent, now you're free as well!

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Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

4:25, that was uncalled-for. To the rest, it is a great day. :)

I R A Darth Aggie said...

Maybe we should nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be certain.

Anonymous said...

Great! If you pour water on Nifong and Murphy, will they melt?

;) Space Puppy

NDLax84 said...

I am extremely offended by the graphic violence depicted in Baldo's cartoon at the top of this post. Shame!

Anonymous said...

Joan, you are fabulous as usual, and NDLAX, you are very witty, as usual. Thank you both for every single post.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant! Thank you and so proud of you - and all the LIESTOPPERS!!