LieStoppers: The Human Metaphor Hits The Food Pages

Saturday, April 21, 2007

The Human Metaphor Hits The Food Pages

"The ham is shaved thinner than Durham County (North Carolina) District Attorney Michael B. Nifong's apology to the Duke lacrosse players." - Houston Chronicle Food Critic Ken Hoffman

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: I bet Mikey is sooooo proud he's become a household name.
"Hey dad, ya forgot ta fluch the nifong.."
"I smell something. OMG, I stepped in a big steaming pile of nifong.."
"Mr. Jones, the tests have come back positive. We're going to have to operate to remove that nifong from your anal sphincter...; 6:50 AM
Anonymous said...: I bet Mikey is sooooo proud he's become a household name.
"Hey dad, ya forgot ta fluch the nifong.."
"I smell something. OMG, I stepped in a big steaming pile of nifong.."
"Mr. Jones, the tests have come back positive. We're going to have to operate to remove that nifong from your anal sphincter...; 6:50 AM
Anonymous said...: Isn't this wonderful? The man who tried to destroy these three young men and an entire team is now viewed as a railroader in our language.

Check out Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nifonged; 9:51 AM
Mandelbrot's Chaos said...: Nicola Tesla? Brilliant inventor whose work still touches our lives to this day. What a legacy it would be to count him among one's ancestors. Mike Nifong? Raped justice in a spectacular manner and, like Monica Lewinsky, entered the public lexicon as a term for scorn. If I were one of his kids, I'd disown the son of a bitch and legally change my surname to that of my mother's maiden name.; 10:44 PM

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