The morally superior, self righteous Left at Duke
Excoriated the Lacrosse Team with endless rancor and rebuke.
How vile to have these privileged sons view five minutes of the sight
Of a drunken, sex worker/mental case ( was it titillation, Duke? Or fright?)
But now they applaud and underwrite and hope our children to instruct
To embrace the artistic glory of a guy with a sparkler in his butt.
They encourage group arousal; gawk and titter , leer and drool
But NO, it’s not demeaning; sex workers make this a better school!
Hindsight is twenty-twenty…if only the Team had understood…
That it’s THE SPONSERSHIP that determines if simulated sex is good.
They might have asked for underwriting , instead of passing round the hat.
Had Brodhead bankroll the “Durham Duo”, swoon at Pole Dancer’s “performance art.”…
And where was Durham’s most famous artist , we belatedly inquire?
The darling of the 88, that role model to inspire?
What a curious omission; surely, one could find a grant.
So she could replicate her “artwork” , (perhaps to a Lubiano chant?)
Watch her writhe and mutter, Brodhead quoting from the Bard….
And when the Artiste retreated hastily, dispatched Moneta to take charge…
It could have been Dick and Larry, looking for the Shoe…
It could have been dear Brodhead, begging for refunds outside the Loo.