Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Moral Bankruptcy Filing in Durham?

A poster by the handle of Johnny America had this comment regarding an article in the Duke Chronicle.

Nifong gets bankruptcy hearing; no decision made

As he said this was a parody, it wasn't actually an article by the Herald-Sun.

Johnny America
posted 2/11/08 @ 1:38 PM EST

By John Stenenson
The Herald-Sun
February 11, 2008


DURHAM. Earlier this morning, disgraced former prosecutor Mike Nifong joined Duke University President Richard Brodhead and Duke professors Karla Holloway, Wahneema Lubiano and Bill Chafe in filing for moral bankruptcy in the United States Moral Bankruptcy court in Raleigh, North Carolina.

At press time, it was reported that the Judge had found the petitioners to be morally bankrupt, and as required by the rules for a Chapter 7 moral bankruptcy, he ordered each to make sincere, personal apologies to everyone they had harmed. Each of the petitioners stamped their feet, claimed victim status for themselves, and said something that sounded sort of like, "ButIdonwanna."

[snip]

President Brodhead, in his written petition for moral bankruptcy, specifically alleged the affirmative legal defense of "move along" and noted that there "was nothing to see here."

Another hearing has been scheduled for next week.

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THIS IS A PARODY. As such, it is cloaked with constitutional protection much like the freedom of speech or the freedom of association, even if that association involves strippers stripping. Do NOT overfeed parody. Plant parody in potted soil (included). Water parody. Watch it grow into a fun Chia parody! For ages 17-23.


Given the recent hypocrisy over the SEX Worker's "Art" Show it is suggested that the unnamed Judge will be swamped by massive filings from the Duke Administration, Duke Faculty, along with the Duke Board of Trustees.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

After feeling slapped in the face by the contradictory lessons (don't hire strippers, sex workers are really artists) being taught at Duke I was having a bit of trouble finding anything related funny. I should have known that wouldn't last long. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Where are the "missing in action" members of the Board of Trustees? Shouldn't they be listed as petitioners in the Moral Bankruptcy filing as well?

Anonymous said...

Accusing Nifong of "moral bankruptcy" is like accusing Charles Manson of being a poor rolemodel for young women. It's a ridiculous understatement. The guy is a criminal belonging in the same category as rapists and murderers, and if there was any justice at all in America he'd be in a cell for thirty years.

Anonymous said...

durham is a pitstop in the global underground. many high profile companies with billions of investments. look under some rocks. drugs and human trafficking are just the beginning

Anonymous said...

durham is a pitstop in the global underground. many high profile companies with billions of investments. look under some rocks. drugs and human trafficking are just the beginning

Anonymous said...

Johnny America got game. I'm a fan of his mad skills.

And you go, Baldo and the rest of the crew! I think Liestoppers will be extremely busy in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, I have enjoyed reading what all of your posters have written about the Duke Corporate Sex Extravaganza, Poetry Reading and High Tea.

I'm also re-reading Johnson & Taylor's UPI book -- finally got it back from a friend -- and JUST finished the piece lauding your absolute dismantling an domination of the 5,000+ word Duff Wilson puff piece in the New York Times!

As for Duke and their stripper shows, one final note: I just wish there was a Cultural Anthropology department somewhere in America impartial enough to study this phenomenon. I imagine these CA professors would walk around Duke campus endlessly saying, "Fascinating .... Absolutely remarkable!"

These are most certainly my opinions. MOO! Gregory

Anonymous said...

they just hide it all in the family just look in the county regrtrars offices they are all put there they all have done that for years

Anonymous said...

media finds what they want so look yourselfs when you have a minute between a tv show and youre so busy lifes

Anonymous said...

media finds what they want so look yourselfs when you have a minute between a tv show and youre so busy lifes

Anonymous said...

What is the big shock here? The families have every right to sue the city for negligence of an entire political system that failed miserably! This is by far NOT the biggest case to be media worthy, but one that has brought to the light of day a sample of what people in power do every single day and nobody even knows or cares!

Well, I am here to tell the WORLD and every entity watching, that As God is my witness I will not go to my grave without speaking out about the same system that has not only covered over my beloved brother's murder, but have mocked us, threatened us, and continue to deny us the right to know not just how my brother died, but everything that was done and NOT done!

I have contacted EVERY person their is imaginable, excluding the President, and still have been denied not just documents, but the right of a family to know how their loved one met their death, and to know what was done, and not done to his body!

We have been lied to and threatened by the Durham Sheriff's Department, have been shuffled through 3 years and 3 District Attorneys, countless complaints filed to numerous governmental agencies, even our own Congressman Dennis Kucinich, and STILL NOTHING!

We have sent our documents that we have been able to glean from the system to Mr Ekstrand, but due to his obligation to the LAX team is unable to represent us but would if he could! I have sent him, the FBI, and several others copies of the BLUE blood coming from an entrance wound, none from 2 exits wounds, a inconclusive and actually negative GSR screen, proof of fraud and collaborative deception, and have been to hell and back in this maddening chase to expose this city and system for allowing crimes against humanity to go unannounced, while innocent people suffer from the hands of the very powers who took oaths before God and man to protect and serve!

So, here my family and I are coming forward to beg the media to help us to solve my brother's death, and expose a system of debauchery and evils that not only baffle the mind, but leaves you breathless and speechless! I have tried and done all that I can alone, and now have 2 months before the state can be held liable for not just one mans death, but expose a system that feeds off the helpless, then leaves them for dead!

So, in closing I will say the purpose of this letter now on this thread is to also gain attention to the enumerable failures within the system, to right a countless injustice done to a plethora of lives that have been left completely devastated, and to make our government be held responsible and accountable for FAILING us the citizens, and the dead who have no voice but scream beyond their graves! The truth is worse than a nightmare because it is REAL and more HORRIFIC than you could ever have imagined!

Never could I have guessed such wickedness by not just individuals, but extremely organized and calculated, and failed by the very country and leaders we so blindly put our hopes and faith into! My heart bleeds for the truth, and mourns those who have been so wickedly tortured! My brother and countless others did NOT die in vain, and I will be damned if I will let fear keep me from Justice For Jack, but JUSTICE For ALL!

Rhonda Fleming
Cleveland, Ohio
Sister of Allen Jackson Croft Jr, Murdered May 11, 2005

For legal reference please refer to Mr Ekstrand for personal contact
Robert C. Ekstrand
Firm: Ekstrand & Ekstrand

Address: 811 Ninth Street, Suite 260
Durham, NC 27705


Phone: (919) 416-4590

Fax: (919) 416-4591

Anonymous said...

Imagine instead, your child or loved one MURDERED, and not only does it take Law Enforcement over a YEAR to send ONE single report, they LIE to you from the beginning, and not only REFUSE to do any investigating, but fail to adhere to ANY role of conduct and protocol, then threaten you and LAUGH at you?!



Yes, I have the utmost sympathy for the team, but let us not forget just how many OTHER cases have been corrupted by the exact same system! WHAT has been done to answer and solve the murders of my brother, Janet Araboa, and Michelle Young?! What voices have they now they are dead?!



Where is the outrage, and public and media attention for our families?! Nifong is by far the only knave on the long list of miscreant marauders who care nothing about rights of citizens, and care only for what is in "their" best interest! Wake up people and ask why the Department of Justice has not intervened, and why do our nations leaders just watch and do nothing about an abjectly corrupt and politically ran city?!



I never would have imagined what I now know, and am sick that nobody has taken our pleas, and heard our cries! Our loved ones not just dead, but murdered, and we will never see them hear them, or feel their touch ever again! Unfair?! Unjust?! Impossible?! The cesspool of corruption flows deep into a murky quagmire of wickedness that should expose our own government for allowing it to continue!



True and REAL crimes against humanity ranging from organized crime and drugs, to kidnapping, slavery, prostitution, and murders for global sale of body parts! Google human trafficking in organs, and learn exactly what is going on behind closed doors "the powers that be" never want to see opened! The reality is not only horrific and unimaginable, it IS happening every single day across the world, and Durham is just one of the many links in this chain of the grisly, dark underworld!



I have fought for nearly 3 years to restore my beloved best friend's respect, and JUSTICE he, and all of the others desperately deserve, and will never quit until something is done and things are changed! NOBODY deserves what mine and countless other families have endured, and for us I am begging the people and media to make a difference and care about all of the other serious matters that have fallen to the wayside for needless years!



Rhonda Fleming

Cleveland Ohio

Sister of Allen Jackson Croft Jr, murdered May 11, 2005 in Durham NC

STILL praying for "JUSTICE!"

Anonymous said...

Imagine instead, your child or loved one MURDERED, and not only does it take Law Enforcement over a YEAR to send ONE single report, they LIE to you from the beginning, and not only REFUSE to do any investigating, but fail to adhere to ANY role of conduct and protocol, then threaten you and LAUGH at you?!



Yes, I have the utmost sympathy for the team, but let us not forget just how many OTHER cases have been corrupted by the exact same system! WHAT has been done to answer and solve the murders of my brother, Janet Araboa, and Michelle Young?! What voices have they now they are dead?!



Where is the outrage, and public and media attention for our families?! Nifong is by far the only knave on the long list of miscreant marauders who care nothing about rights of citizens, and care only for what is in "their" best interest! Wake up people and ask why the Department of Justice has not intervened, and why do our nations leaders just watch and do nothing about an abjectly corrupt and politically ran city?!



I never would have imagined what I now know, and am sick that nobody has taken our pleas, and heard our cries! Our loved ones not just dead, but murdered, and we will never see them hear them, or feel their touch ever again! Unfair?! Unjust?! Impossible?! The cesspool of corruption flows deep into a murky quagmire of wickedness that should expose our own government for allowing it to continue!



True and REAL crimes against humanity ranging from organized crime and drugs, to kidnapping, slavery, prostitution, and murders for global sale of body parts! Google human trafficking in organs, and learn exactly what is going on behind closed doors "the powers that be" never want to see opened! The reality is not only horrific and unimaginable, it IS happening every single day across the world, and Durham is just one of the many links in this chain of the grisly, dark underworld!