Widdle Mikey Nifong sits a a-pouting in his home
He wishes those mean Dukies would just leave his stuff alone,
They took away his license, they took away his job
And now they’ve auctioned off his gee-tars…
( Mikey stifles a Big Sob.)
Widdle Mikey Nifong gazes sadly at the stars
Some disgusting Hooligan may be touching his guitars.
They might be on Long island, being dumped into the Sound.
Or a trendy Maryland suburb, with a hammer coming down.
They might be in New Jersey, being jumped upon with glee
Or in so many different places…where a Hooligan might be.
They may be someone’s trophies, or they may be someone’s prize
But hey, Mikey, what’s the difference?
THEY ‘RE NOT ON NOVEMBER DRIVE!!!!!
Hat Tip to: Mike Kell, b0xb0tt0m, and Mike in Houston,