Elmo Goes Free, Nifong Chokes Self!

I was working the beat late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
from my DA’s Office Desk my hand began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

I did the Choke
I did the Nifong Choke
The Nifong Choke
It was a graveyard Choke
I did the Choke
It caught on in a flash
I did the Choke
I did the Nifong Choke

From the Sixth Floor east
To the Traffic Office where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the Choke
They did the Nifong Choke
The Nifong Choke
It was a graveyard Choke
They did the Choke
It caught on in a flash
They did the Choke
They did the Nifong Choke

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Baker
Clayton and the kid

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Linwood on chains, backed by his baying hounds
Brodhead & Houston were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Potbangers Five"

They played the Choke
They played the Nifong Choke
The Nifong Choke
It was a graveyard Choke
They played the Choke
It caught on in a flash
They played the Choke
They played the Nifong Choke

Out from his coffin, Gottlieb’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my hammerlock twist?"

It's now the Choke
It's now the Nifong Choke
The Nifong Choke
And it's a graveyard Choke
It's now the Choke
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the Choke
It's now the Nifong Choke

Now everything's cool, Gottlieb’s a part of the band
And my Nifong Choke is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Choke was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Gottlieb sent you

Then you can Choke
Then you can Nifong Choke
The Nifong Choke
And do my graveyard's Choke
Then you can Choke
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can Choke
Then you can Nifong Choke