Melanie, have you missed me
Whilst I was on the road
Did you scan the blog with longing eyes
For a famliar prod or goad?
So, girlfriend, what's been happening
Heard there was a small uproar
Are you and Neff still making rounds
On the"Mea Culpa" tour?
Methinks you doth protest too much
Neff has Nifong on the run
But, girl, practice those apologies...
"You've only just begun."
So Nifong has proclaimed himself
The Savior of the Mall
Been wandering in the bowels of Hecht's
For films to make the cabbie fall..
In the Great "Two-fifty" handbag caper
Nifong shows an iron hand
But Nifong won't make his "little Kim"
Pay back no stinkin' $25-Grand!
Melanie, ENOUGH with the apologies!
That rumble that you hear?
The boys from Sixty Minutes
Are about to take the field..
Seize the moment! Unleash Neffie!
Be the Leader we expect
Nifong won't see it coming....
He's still rummaging at Hecht's.