Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Mustached Suspect Identified?

We are unable to confirm that this is the fourth suspect in the Duke lacrosse drama. While we are only 90% certain that, without the mustache, this could be the mysterious unindicted suspect #4, it does now begin to make sense why the fourth ID went uninvestigated. Further, it now becomes more clear that the reported description of a chubby attacker may not have been entirely inaccurate.


To the tune of the Monster Mash...
I was working in traffic court late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
From behind a desk, to my great surprise
A mustached creature began to...rise...
It was the Fong..
It was the Mustached Fong!
No! I'm not wrong!
It was the mustached Fong!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! So funny!!!! Mr. Liestopper, you are becoming my favorite blog these days.

Anonymous said...

You guys are so funny. But please tell us the truth. Is that a real photo of Mike Nifong or has it been doctored??? Was that a real mustache? If so, when was it taken?

I like the song, too. He looks scared. Maybe he saw his rival, the new ABN candidate.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the only smart decision Nifong has made in recent years is to shave off his mustache. LOL

LieStoppers said...

Yes, the ATM photo of Mr. Nifong is genuine although we suspect that Wachovia my have been paid by the "own the DA" conspirators to substitue the photo of the second suspect who bears a stiking resemblance. We are awaiting the results of a second round of DNA testing before drawing any conclusions on whether the two were seperated at birth.

Anonymous said...

If Jakki is Cousin It, does this make Nifong, Uncle Mike?

Anonymous said...

Gomez Adams wants everyone to know that Nifong is not his twin! The whole Adams Family wants ANYBODY BUT NIFONG!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Liestoppers. You have solved the mystery of the man with the mustache. Now we know why Nifong didn't indict him. Because the man with the Mustache was non other than the Durham DA!!! Does the judge know about this latest discovery???