Sunday, September 03, 2006
Lawsuit filed over the Miss Hag of the Hoax contest!
An anonymous male blogger has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was unfairly denied the right to participate in the Miss Hag of the Hoax Pageant. Clearly upset that the Pageant only allowed females to compete, this blogger demands that the Miss Hag of the Hoax contest be suspended until male entrants are also allowed to participate.
Although LieStoppers has found out this man's name, we chose not to reveal it at this time. We believe in the highest standards of satire!
While we understand he was disappointed that he could not compete for Miss Hag of the Hoax, we want to assure this gentleman, and others, that we are not sexist. Accordingly, we have decided that the Miss Hag of the Hoax Pageant will now accept entries of both sexes. We are looking forward to seeing him walk down the runway in the bathing suit competition!
To suggest your favorite male contestant, please post in the comments below.