Lawsuit filed over the Miss Hag of the Hoax contest
Lawsuit filed over the Miss Hag of the Hoax contest!
An anonymous male blogger has filed a lawsuit claiming that he was unfairly denied the right to participate in the Miss Hag of the Hoax Pageant. Clearly upset that the Pageant only allowed females to compete, this blogger demands that the Miss Hag of the Hoax contest be suspended until male entrants are also allowed to participate.
Although LieStoppers has found out this man's name, we chose not to reveal it at this time. We believe in the highest standards of satire!
While we understand he was disappointed that he could not compete for Miss Hag of the Hoax, we want to assure this gentleman, and others, that we are not sexist. Accordingly, we have decided that the Miss Hag of the Hoax Pageant will now accept entries of both sexes. We are looking forward to seeing him walk down the runway in the bathing suit competition!
To suggest your favorite male contestant, please post in the comments below.
11 comments:
Try walking in high heels sometime!
There seems to be a lot that could be gayned by adding male contestents to the contest.
Linwood Wilson!
I suggest John Bourlon as miss HOH contestant.
Careful, does Wendy Murphy know that you are allowing men to enter the contest?
John Bourlon has been pretty far out there. Norm Early, Jim Hammer and Ted Williams have been clueless and annoying at times. But to me, there is only one male worthy of being in the HOH contest. That would be Alan Colmes. No male has went as far as Alan in trying to do damage to these poor kids. He is truly a despicable human being.
Wendy is a Maneater, she isn't worried about a little male competition.
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
A new category is needed for John Bourlon.
He surely doesn't fit in the male category.
And don't get my rhyming either!
Cousin Jakki is so happy to be included now -- or will there be a "he/she" category, as well?
Is it too late to nominate Cash Michaels?
Is it too late to nominate Cash Michaels?
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