Saturday, October 07, 2006
County Demands a Trade, Asks for a Player To Be Named Later in Exchange for Nifong
In response, apparently, to criticism of deceptively posting old pictures under the heading of his October rally, DA Nifong has now posted actual pictures of the latest event. Judging from the significant decline in attendance from his spring rally and the glaring absence of several notables including Mayor Bell it is no wonder that he was reluctant to post the proper pictures in the first place.
It appears that he now has a new campaign slogan:
"Vote Nifong: Not a blank line on the ballot or a Player to be Named Later. A Real Choice."
Has he accepted that his biggest selling point, and best asset, is that he has both a first and a last name. Sadly, it appears that he has rejected our suggestion for his campaign motto:
"Nifong: No blanks in the Line-ups...Just Players to Name Later. No Wrong Choice."
Nobody knows where my supporters have gone
Rally attendance was...down.
Destine said he had "business" on the Internet
Although he tried to hang around.
I shook some hands and then I stood around.
Kim read some poems to pass time
Victoria opined about the Gay Parade...
She has a lot on her mind.
Decided to make a few cell phone calls
Thought we could round up some votes
Linwood said he'd really like to stop by...
But he's still reading those "notes."
Gottlieb said he really planned to come
But somehow it just slipped his mind
Strange when he has such amazing recall!
(Thirty-some pages one time...)
Baker said he was just too stressed
Couldn't even think about votes
With that damn dump fire smouldering on
His sinuses filled up with smoke.
Hardin and the other good ole boys
The Stephens brothers, my ole buds
Said they had to wash their dogs today
Or they'd be there to prop me up.
But here we are in our cute yellow shirts
Trying to put on a good face.
Getting indictments is sure easier
Than keeping support in this Race.