Dick, you look a bit distressed?
You haven't touched your Golden Grahams
Oh, you're reading the Black Press...
Now let me explain the story...
It started back last Spring,
Holloway was in my office
And the phone began to ring.
So naturally, as I always do
I just repeated word for word,
The entire conversation...
So what I heard, Karla heard.
No, I didn't think of privacy...
I guess it was not...discreet
Dick, please stop your shouting!
They can hear you on the street!
Well, anyway, I told Karla
What the Duke cop had told me...
I guess he overheard another cop
Quoting...um-m-m...someone at the scene.
And this someone had said to him,
The "N and B words" had been used!
Dick, that's Cash's euphemism...
Yes, Holloway gave him the "scoop."
No, I never checked the story
Or tried to source the quote.
No, Bissey never mentioned it.
It was NOT in Gottlieb's notes.
But Cash is making hay with it,
And Holloway's raising cain!
Dick, it is not malicious gossip...
No, it's just a...sixth hand claim.
Dick, I can't understand a word you're saying!
Please take a BIG deep breath...
What this legalese you're spouting?
"Communicating libelous matter to the Press?!!!"
NO!! I just confirmed to Cash
What an eavesdropping cop had stated
That he thinks he overheard...
That another cop was stating
Someone told him at the house.
Quick! Someone bring the oxygen!!!
President Brodhead has passed out!