Saturday, March 17, 2007

Lara Loves the Hoax


It's a challenge I'll admit it!
She's tough to canonize!
What a pity ALL that DNA
Is from ALL those other guys!
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But it's the duty of the media
To let agenda obscure fact!
Despite all the hideous challenges...
We must keep Crystal's victim hood intact!
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Sister Samiha set the course for us.
Strippings a "performance obligation."
And Crystal's comments ripping Kim
Were suppressed to advance creation
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Of a shy-new-dancer, sweet persona
That was Oh, so far from fact!
But we were committed from the beginning
To keep Crystal's victim hood intact.
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When the neighbors tried to tell the truth
Our little college friend did a save,
Wouldn't report the "unsavory" details
Of the wayward pole-dancing maid.
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Suppression, omission of all we've learned
Need to keep "Our Agenda" clear.
Do you like my one sided propaganda piece?
Keeping Crystal's victim hood revered?
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We don't care too much for truth.
We don't need to state the facts
All that exculpatory evidence
Just takes OUR storyline off track.
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Boo! Hoo! Pole dancer's traumatized!
Strangers scare her so!
Don't MENTION she handled strangers well...
Up on motel row,
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So if she can't express herself
Maybe the surroundings don't suit her vibe!
Send the SP's to the Platinum Club!
Help us keep Crystal's victim hood ALIVE!
Joan Foster
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Related:
The Uncooperative Accuser Durham in Wonderland

3 comments:

bill anderson said...

Joan,

You are awesome!! How do you keep doing it?

Anonymous said...

Carolyn says:

Joan, I ask the same thing. How DO you do it? (I can't even rhyme 'cat'!)

kbp said...

Thanks Joan!!

Always great to read your posts!