Lara Loves the Hoax

It's a challenge I'll admit it!

She's tough to canonize!

What a pity ALL that DNA

Is from ALL those other guys!

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But it's the duty of the media

To let agenda obscure fact!

Despite all the hideous challenges...

We must keep Crystal's victim hood intact!

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Sister Samiha set the course for us.

Strippings a "performance obligation."

And Crystal's comments ripping Kim

Were suppressed to advance creation

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Of a shy-new-dancer, sweet persona

That was Oh, so far from fact!

But we were committed from the beginning

To keep Crystal's victim hood intact.

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When the neighbors tried to tell the truth

Our little college friend did a save,

Wouldn't report the "unsavory" details

Of the wayward pole-dancing maid.

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Suppression, omission of all we've learned

Need to keep "Our Agenda" clear.

Do you like my one sided propaganda piece?

Keeping Crystal's victim hood revered?

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We don't care too much for truth.

We don't need to state the facts

All that exculpatory evidence

Just takes OUR storyline off track.

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Boo! Hoo! Pole dancer's traumatized!

Strangers scare her so!

Don't MENTION she handled strangers well...

Up on motel row,

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So if she can't express herself

Maybe the surroundings don't suit her vibe!

Send the SP's to the Platinum Club!

Help us keep Crystal's victim hood ALIVE!

Joan Foster

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