We're truly thrilled to see you go!
Your histrionics made you "famous"
Lack of preparation made you... shameless.
Your bias was unblurred by facts.
A pontificating battleaxe.
Nancy, Nancy, Mal Voyage!
Did you relate to Crystal's "job?"
You troll for viewers with titillation
Prostitute the "information."
Your law degree is your negligee
Covering little of the junk you say.
Bump and grind, Miss TV Star!
Demean the dignity of the Bar!
Perform for all the leering masses
Attracted by your blatant crassness!
Torment the Innocent, night after night,
"Stripping" off their basic rights.
Nancy, Nancy, Toodle-loo!
Please, CNN, now say adieu!
Ruining lives with little care
Tragedy is no reality-game
And there's no "Grace" in Nancy's shame.
And as you fondly bid adieu,
Forgive us if we don't boo hoo.
Your sneers, your cruelty, your blatant lies
Mean we'll rejoice at your goodbyes.
So, Nancy, as you go off the air...
Don't let the door hit your derriere.