Wednesday, August 15, 2007

"Deja vu all over again"

Disgraced, disbarred, and former Durham DA Michael Bryon Nifong has finally tendered his law license eight weeks after he was disbarred on June 16th. True to his strategy throughout the Duke Lacrosse Case he has again made unsubstantiated allegations against an unnamed suspect.

In a letter to Ms Dottie Miani of the North Carolina State Bar dated 7 Aug, he claimed the poor shape of his law license was due to a puppy who chewed on it.

"..You will note that it contains a misspelling of my middle name (which I unfortunately did not notice until after my swearing in) and damage subsequently inflicted by a puppy in her chewing stage. Consequently, it has never been framed or displayed..."

Word quickly spread throughout the community to canine lovers to keep their dogs off the streets. Chief Chalmers could not be reached but the Durham PD promised to investigate the matter fully and has assigned their best District II investigators. Sergeant "No Notes" Gottlieb’s EZ Dry Erase board was wiped clean in preparation and "With What" Himan promised he would buy some film.

Cab driver Moezeldin Almostafa was warned against taking any fares to the Durham Animal Protection Society.

Manju, Sam, Serena, and Rann were busy in organizing meetings.

There was no comment from Duke University.

(Hat Tip to Mr. Yogi Berra)

11 comments:

DukeEgr93 said...

I think it's incredibly telling that Mr. Nifong would regard his law license with such high respect as to (a) not notice it did not have his name on it properly and (b) put it in such a place as to allow a dog to chew on it... When I received by Navy commission, the first thing I did was check it for any mistakes as it served as recognition of the office I'd entered - the second thing was to have it framed and put somewhere it wouldn't be damaged.

Anonymous said...

A spokeman for the Duke 88 could not be reached, but a note left on Hope Franklin Center's front door said that Mr. Vick was innocent until proven guilty.

kbp said...

Thanks Liestoppers!

LMAO, over & over!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr Vick has denied that it was his puppy that chewed up Mike(The Slime)Nifongs Law Licence.Mr Vick indicated his puppy would have chewed up Mike Nifong given the chance.

On his present legal woes Mr Vick's only printable comment was "Woof Woof"

Anonymous said...

At a HUGE risk of sounding "Pollyanna-ish",

I truly hope that M Nifong was making an infantile/juvenile/silly-stupid remark re his NC Bar license. If this is not the case, God bless his soul. He certainly should never be allowed to practice any sort of law anywhere.

:the dog ate my homework, indeed ... and now that I actually LOOK at my law license, my name is mispelled ......:
captain obvious: did this not matter before you were disbarred?

thus always to .....

gak said...

one of the best pieces i've read about Nifong and sadly, its only a joke

Locomotive Breath said...

My Duke Ph.D. diploma has a bloodstain on it because the guy attempting to frame it broke the glass and cut himself. Aaaaargh!

Anonymous said...

Was he attempting to frame the diploma for murder?

Carolyn said...

I swear, when I first saw Nifong's letter, I thought it was a parody! I was so scared poor KC had been duped by one of his own posters! I mean, nobody could have written a letter that stupid. Then I took a closer look and realized it was REAL!

Lord - no single piece of paper reveals Nifong's breathtaking stupidity more than his own letter of August 7, 2007!

Anonymous said...

Well, now your're being a wee bit unchaRATible . . . er, too hard on the Mike Baby. I mean the dog may have done it . . . . er, could have done it . . . what poof do you . . . er, proof . . . do you have the dog didn't do it. I mean it might have been a big puppy . . . a seeing eye dog . . . and everyone knows a seein' eye dog can read, rite, and do rithmetic. Maybe the dog knew something no one else knew . . . .

Anonymous said...

I think he got this from the "Every Excuse In The Book" book.

J4J