Cowhand Brodhead corrals the Duke Cash Cow.
Oh, he may be on the campus
The title's his for now
But Brodhead's a nervous cowhand
Hiding behind... that Duke Cash Cow.
For riding herd with Nifong
He's writing checks like WOW.
Brodhead is buying silence
Hiding behind...that Duke Cash Cow.
He thought of Larry Sommers
When the 88 began to howl.
Now he thinks... in millions
Hiding behind that Duke Cash Cow.
Just what did he give Nifong?
Stuff the law did not allow?
Is that why Brodhead's cowering...
Cowering behind the Duke Cash Cow?
Is this the Duke morality?
That Methodists and Board allow?
The CEO top secret pay-off?
Brodhead astride the Duke Cash Cow?
Well, Dick, that cow may buck you
Into the dust of that corral.
If the trail ride you took with Mikey
Shows what "bull" you've spread around