Friday, January 18, 2008

Where have all my assets gone?



Where have all my assets gone?
Long time passing
Where have all my assets gone?
Long time ago
Used to brag about my threads...
Very EXPENSIVE, (or so I said.)
Now I CLAIM "five hundred" bucks on the barrel-head?
When will I ever learn?
When will I ever learn?

Where have all my assets gone?
Long time passing
Where have all my assets gone
Long time ago?
Why yesterday my mouth ran and ran
“Priceless” music collection for Mike the Music Man
Now let’s not mention it if we can…
When will I ever learn?
When will I ever learn?

Where have all my assets gone?
Long time passing
Where have all my assets gone?
Long time ago
Thought I was clever but now I know
I’ll be outed by my own braggadocio.
I’ll OWE and OWE and OWE and OWE!
When will I ever Learn?
When will I ever learn?

Where have all my assets gone?
Long time passing
Where have all my assets gone?
Long time ago?
They’ll go lawyers, and Collin , Dave and Reade
Go to all I wronged with each misdeed
Just leave my guitar and bathrobe, please.
When will I ever learn?
When will I ever learn?

Hat Tip: Pete Seger

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks again, Joan !!!

Excellent ....

Anonymous said...

Hey his guitar is worth a few bucks.

Anonymous said...

Feel sure 'his guitar gently weeps'

Anonymous said...

Take all his cd's except for the Kenny G ones!!!!

Anonymous said...

Better than Seger! Right on, Joan.

Anonymous said...

So basically what he is saying is that he agrees he is liabile for the claims against him so he gives up and declares bankruptcy.

As far as his listing of assets do we actually think he would start telling the truth now? How could this man perform in a church?

Anonymous said...

Thing is, Nifong is so incredibly stupid he doesn't understand that you don't lie in writing, in official papers you're filing with a court. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

He's done much worse things but this is the kind of thing that will get him.

Anonymous said...

I am not so sure Nifong's figure regarding the value of his clothes is indefensible or even incorrect.

How much would you pay for a used suit that doesn't fit you? Isn't that the true value of a Mike Nifong [clothing] suit to the rest of the world? I will admit that I don't know a thing about the used clothing market in NC, but I bet the value of a used suit tailored to fit someone else is negligible.

And, Nifong was absolutely right to claim the lacrosse players as creditors. They are asserting or can assert, claims against him. By listing those claims, he is not necessarily admitting their validity but, rather, acknowledging their existence. Where Nifong would really get in trouble is if he didn't list the claims and tried to slide the bankruptcy by the court and obtain a general discharge w/o notice to the lacross players and their families. By listing the players as creditors, they will now get a chance to dispute the dischargeability of their claims against Nifong.

The bankruptcy filing by Nifong is probably on the up and up. At least, I haven't seen any evidence to suggest otherwise yet. The real question is whether the players' claims against him are dischargeable.