Innocence Day - April 11, 2007 (reprint)

Ding-Dong, The Hoax is Dead!

(LS Forum Blog Hooligans)
Ding-Dong the Hoax is dead
Which old Hoax? The Nifonged Hoax
Ding-Dong the Nifonged Hoax is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Nifonged Hoax is dead
It’s gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Nifonged Hoax is dead!

(Professor KC Johnson)
As Mayor of the Blogging City
In the County of the Wonderland
I welcome you most regally

(Jason Trumpbour)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

(Professor KC Johnson)
To see?

(Jason Trumpbour)
If it...

(Professor KC Johnson)
If it...

(Jason Trumpbour)
Is morally, ethic'lly

(Joan Foster)
Spiritually, physically

(Beth Brewer)
Positively, absolutely

(Mike Gaynor, John-in-Carolina, Bill Anderson, Crystal Mess, The Johnsville News)
Undeniably and reliably dead

(Philip Wood)
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined it
And it's not only merely dead
It's really most sincerely dead

(Professor KC Johnson)
Then this is a day of independence for all Blog Hooligans
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The Nifonged old Hoax at last is dead

(LS Forum Blog Hooligans with the Freepers, Tortmaster, La Shawn Barber, Joan Collins, Kathleen Eckelt, Tony Soprano, Joel, Meadow, LSC, LSD, LSB2, Flash, Cal, Jon and Mary Katherine Ham, FODU and DBR)
Ding-Dong the Hoax is dead
Which old Hoax? The Nifonged Hoax
Ding-Dong the Nifonged Hoax is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the Nifonged Hoax is dead
It’s gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Nifonged Hoax is dead!

(Baldo)
The Ruby Slippers are hereby decreed to the Moms