Monday, August 21, 2006

Another Alibi Witness Discredited

There may be further complications with Reade Seligmann's alibi. A Hecht's security guard has filed a report that 3 years ago the Wachovia Bank ATM short-changed a withdrawl totaling $250. An new investigation is underway and charges are pending. A trial may ensue. Sources reveal the Wachovia cash machine may yet be discredited as an honest alibi source for Seligmann.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet #2 really started to sing when Gottlieb got him behind closed doors!

Anonymous said...

LOL-- thanks for another gut-wrenching laugh!!

Anonymous said...

About time somebody went after those Hooligan ATMs!

Anonymous said...

Some new Bumper Stickers seen in Durham:

GOTT STOMPED?

On a police detective's vehicle:

How's my Driving, Boy?
Call 1 800 F*CK YOU

On a pick up truck at the Police station:
I'd rather be Lynching

On off-duty vehicles, at the station:
Hang up the phone, I am the Police

If you can read this, I'm going to kick your ass!

Innocent People Suck

Don't laugh, it's paid for with your tax dollars

My other car is pickup truck

My kid isn't an honor student, but he'll never get arrested in Durham!

A lawyer won't help you -
If you're DEAD.

Ax Me About Ebonics

I brake for Donuts

BALD is beautiful -
until I kick your ass

Lacrosse Players -
the Other White Meat

CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

DO NOT TOUCH:
Future Crime Scene

Don't steal.
I hate competition

Eat Right, Exercise, and
I'll stick Fu*k you up.

Got Rights?
You're in the wrong neighborhood

Honking at me may be hazardous to your health

How Do I Spell Relief?
Going upside your head

I'm not a Bad Cop;
I'm a Durham Cop

I skipped my sensitivty training

If there's no report, it didn't happen

If you can't take the heat,
beat the shit outta the cook.

There's no Police Brutality, just
citizens that won't listen.

I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

Famous Last words -
I'm going to file a complaint

Same shit. Different Case.

Support your local Police
or I'll kill you

Thank you for confessing

The World is coming to an end -
for you anyway.

If this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

WARNING:
I have an attitude and know how to use it

Don't make me pull over

Thank God for Cover-ups!

You're only as good as you last Assault.

I have a gun

LAWS - they're your problem

Complain at your own risk

There's no such thing as a BAD COP

I have a NOTE from the D.A.

You want my Badge number?
Oh Look, How'd that get in your trunk?

It's faster for me to shoot you,
than write you a ticket.

Donations appreciated
1 800-ONTHETAKE

ASK ME about my handcuffs

What happens in Durham,
Stays in Durham

SPREAD 'EM!

WANNA BE FRISKED?

Just don't challenge my ETHICS

A False confession -
is still a confession.