Monday, August 21, 2006
There may be further complications with Reade Seligmann's alibi. A Hecht's security guard has filed a report that 3 years ago the Wachovia Bank ATM short-changed a withdrawl totaling $250. An new investigation is underway and charges are pending. A trial may ensue. Sources reveal the Wachovia cash machine may yet be discredited as an honest alibi source for Seligmann.
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I bet #2 really started to sing when Gottlieb got him behind closed doors!
LOL-- thanks for another gut-wrenching laugh!!
About time somebody went after those Hooligan ATMs!
Some new Bumper Stickers seen in Durham:
GOTT STOMPED?
On a police detective's vehicle:
How's my Driving, Boy?
Call 1 800 F*CK YOU
On a pick up truck at the Police station:
I'd rather be Lynching
On off-duty vehicles, at the station:
Hang up the phone, I am the Police
If you can read this, I'm going to kick your ass!
Innocent People Suck
Don't laugh, it's paid for with your tax dollars
My other car is pickup truck
My kid isn't an honor student, but he'll never get arrested in Durham!
A lawyer won't help you -
If you're DEAD.
Ax Me About Ebonics
I brake for Donuts
BALD is beautiful -
until I kick your ass
Lacrosse Players -
the Other White Meat
CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
DO NOT TOUCH:
Future Crime Scene
Don't steal.
I hate competition
Eat Right, Exercise, and
I'll stick Fu*k you up.
Got Rights?
You're in the wrong neighborhood
Honking at me may be hazardous to your health
How Do I Spell Relief?
Going upside your head
I'm not a Bad Cop;
I'm a Durham Cop
I skipped my sensitivty training
If there's no report, it didn't happen
If you can't take the heat,
beat the shit outta the cook.
There's no Police Brutality, just
citizens that won't listen.
I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
Famous Last words -
I'm going to file a complaint
Same shit. Different Case.
Support your local Police
or I'll kill you
Thank you for confessing
The World is coming to an end -
for you anyway.
If this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
WARNING:
I have an attitude and know how to use it
Don't make me pull over
Thank God for Cover-ups!
You're only as good as you last Assault.
I have a gun
LAWS - they're your problem
Complain at your own risk
There's no such thing as a BAD COP
I have a NOTE from the D.A.
You want my Badge number?
Oh Look, How'd that get in your trunk?
It's faster for me to shoot you,
than write you a ticket.
Donations appreciated
1 800-ONTHETAKE
ASK ME about my handcuffs
What happens in Durham,
Stays in Durham
SPREAD 'EM!
WANNA BE FRISKED?
Just don't challenge my ETHICS
A False confession -
is still a confession.
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